My thoughts during a run Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!? Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!? Me: Why am I doing this? Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than .36 miles you liar! Me: Power song? Let's do this Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!* Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay! Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously. Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet? Me: This still sucks Me: I'm hungry *Finishes run* Me: Dude that was awesome!